I actualy found myself having this conversation with DH the other day...
EH: I can't believe this. I looked in the mirror today and I said where is all this grey coming from?(Egyptians think grey hair is a sign that your days are numbered).
UL: Well, you went bald early... So maybe the grey is the same thing. (Great, bald and grey!)
UL: *blushing* Well, I mean your hair thinned when you were younger than usual.
UL: *stamering* I mean maybe it's just in your family...
UL: I mean I love you honey!