EH: I can't eat anymore meat! You have been making meat every night and I can't take it anymore! Hilaus. I can't eat anymore meat.
So, I make a vegetarian iftar the next day. Baba Ganoush, stuffed peppers, veggie rice, salad and warm bread.
UL: (looking at EH's empty plate) Do you want another pepper or something?
EH: No, what kind of meat did you make?
UL: Uhhh, you said you couldn't eat anymore meat.
EH: You didn't make any meat?
EH: Could you do a steak for me quick?
Breathe, Dammit, Breathe!
2 weeks ago