Mubarak was on his death bed and by his side was his closest advisor, Ahmed. As Mubaruak was slipping in and out of consciousness he carried on a conversation with Ahmed about his final wishes...
He says, "Ahmed, we have talked about it many times... But tell me what will you do with my presidency when I pass on?"
"Sir, don't worry. As you wish your presidency will pass to your son Gamal!!! Rest now sir, it will be as you have planned."
Mubaruk sleeps and wakes again asking desperately; "Ahmed, Ahmed!!! And what will happen to the Egyptian people after I pass?"
"Don't worry sir, those ungrateful Egyptians will eat rocks after you die!!!"
Mubarak sleeps and then wakes again with one last desperate question: "Ahmed, Ahmed!!! What about my younger son? Do you remember my plans for him?"
"Of course sir, of course. He will get the exclusive contracts to sell the rocks!!!"
NYUK NYUK NYUK.... Well, I though it was funny anyway;)